Thursday, June 4, 2009

There's an elephant in the room and no one wants to talk about it.



I visited a refugee camp today. It was my first. Not sure if this is mathematically possible, but the learning curve since I have come to the border has been so vertical I feel like I’m hanging from the ceiling by my nails. Processing what I hear, what I see, what I read is almost too much right now. And on top of that, do I learn Thai? Burmese? Karen? I can’t even order noodle soup in any of them, but right now that’s sort of the last thing on my mind.

Mae La refugee camp has about 55,000 Burmese refugees primarily from the Karen hill tribe, and is growing everyday. It is one of the fastest growing refugee camps on the border because of its easy access from “inside” (Burma) and the limited control the Thai and rebel armies have over the flow of people in and out of the camp. All the people coming to these camps are from many ethnic tribes in Burma: Shan, Karenni, Mon, Chin, to name a few, but they all seek refuge from the oppressive militaristic government of Burma, weather it be in the form of safety in the camp, illegally migrating into Mae Sot in Thailand, or the possibility of resettlement in a third country (the US, Norway, Ireland, etc). You can read about this situation much more extensively and accurately in books and possibly the news, but what you may not read about is what surprised me most.

Our purpose in visiting the camp today was to look at a new model of education being implemented in the Mae La camp and four other surrounding camps. Before arriving to the camp, I got a brief summary of the dynamic border situation from my boss and its ever-changing role in the lives of the people of Burma and in Thai politics. I heard about the various rebel armies from each ethnic tribe and their role in smuggling drugs across the border and human trafficking, the symbiotic relationship between the Thai and rebel armies, the illegal Burmese migrant workers living in Mae Sot, and the NGOs that have rooted them selves there in response and all their contributions to Thai economy. Corruption and fear run rampantly through all these facets of border reality, and is evident on a daily basis. But we don’t talk about these things. We can’t because these relationships are so delicate and interdependent that the shift of one has a butterfly effect on all the others. But this is not what’s surprising. As I listen to my boss give me the brief, watered-down version of the situation here, I have this picture in my head of the school as a small bamboo hut, possibly with a tin roof if they're lucky, and a large group of children from every age, with a range of prior education, and various tribes and language backgrounds learning from the one teacher in the camp who may speak one of these tribal languages (most likely Karen) and possibly a little Burmese. The picture in my mind was well… rather depressing. But upon arrival, and after a muddy hike up to the school, I met the director of the high school and the hopeless situation pictured in my head dissolved. She was a young Karen woman, fluent in English, Burmese and Karen (true of all the teachers in the camps), and took the time out of her unbelievably busy work to explain to me the new model of education they had created for the five camps. She had been educated in India and was replicating a credit-based system of high school education used there, here in the camps. The first two years of school, students would receive general education in various courses: math, science, social sciences, history, Karen, and English. Once completed, they would specialize in one of five areas (i.e. community management, business, political science), each specialty located at one of the five camps. The educators within the camps and Mae Sot had created an Institute of Higher Education to oversee the program, train teachers, and develop a curriculum that would have merit once the students and their families returned to Burma. She was extremely hopeful of this, and the aforementioned “elephant” of corruption and conflict did not seem to deter her. In fact, one issue the camp faces is Thai locals from nearby villages, entering the camps just to be educated. It was known that the education in the camps was superior to most education received in rural Thailand, and legal Thai residents were trying to get in to the camps to have a piece of this rare learning opportunity.

My preconceptions about camp life were rather droll and dreary. And this is not to say that everything is mangoes and mathematics, but really good things are happening and they’re not coming from the UN, or even entirely from NGOs….they’re coming from within. But if the metaphorical elephant has not been clearly communicated, let me end with the literal interpretation. As some colleagues from the organization and myself were feasting on cashew chicken, cat fish salad, and coconut soup at a small restaurant in the local night market, I stopped mid-slurp to stare at the gigantic elephant passing two meters from our table. But I was obviously the “newbie” in the group because no one else wanted to talk about it.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Pop Quiz Hotshot!


It's been almost two years since I moved to Morocco, and as my biological restlessness clock would have it, it is time to move on. Next stop--Mae Sot, Thailand. While I look forward to challenging work, a warm climate, and pomegranate iced-tea, I look back on the things I've learned during my time in Ifrane. Some things were expected, others, not so much. So, just what have I learned? Well, let's see if you can guess. True or false...and don't look at the answer key below.

  1. How to make sushi
  2. How to belly dance
  3. That I'm happiest in water
  4. How to milk a camel
  5. Yoga
  6. That I wouldn't mind being someone's second or third wife
  7. That there are just some things about foreign cultures I refuse to tolerate . . . and I'm okay with that
  8. That I'm okay living in a country that prohibits drinking beer outside
  9. How to be incredibly accurate with a sling shot
  10. Where to find brown sugar in Europe
  11. My family is more liberal than they care to admit
  12. Enough Darija to make me proud and enough French to make me ashamed
  13. To master medium difficulty of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Road" on Guitar Hero
  14. To salsa dance better than I ever could in Latin America

If you answered false to 2,4,6,8 and 10...then buy yourself a beer and give yourself a pat on the back. If you got some wrong...then well, I guess you overlooked Morocco's diverse culture of latin dancing and Japanese cuisine. Better luck next time in the Thailand test...you got two years to prepare.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's my party and I'll . . .


...eat a live cow if I want to. Some like cake, others prefer live livestock, and no, there is no redundancy in that phrase. Yesterday was the the celebration of the Prophet Mohamed's birthday, known as Eid-al-Mawlid. And other than being a day off work, it's a rather important time for families to get together, eat special food, sing, dance, pray . . . and eat a living cow. Now, I wouldn't want you to get the wrong impression. This practice is not characteristic of Islam as practiced by most Moroccans, but rather a Sufi tradition that is honored in celebration of the Prophet's birthday. So each year (this year it fell on March 9th) Sufis gather in a particular city here in Morocco, Meknes, which lies particularly close to where I live, Ifrane, and therefor gave me a particularly good reason to travel to Meknes and check out the festivities. Now, I have to admit that my interests were beyond pure cultural intrigue. No, I was ready to see some action, blood, and all the calamity this celebration is notorious for. In fact, what sparked my interest, was the experience of a colleague of mine the previous year. Here's how his story goes:

  • French colleague goes to Meknes with his Moroccan wife.
  • Couple takes all cultural precautions by not wearing black, red, or green, the forbidden colors on this particular day.
  • Couple goes to Sufi procession to witness their wild dance, self-torture, and of course, rhythmic drumming.
  • Tranced, whirling Sufis mistake French colleague's navy blue jacket for black and pounce on him.
  • About half a dozen Sufis tear off his clothes, exposing his chest, biting and scratching, eating his black wallet, and ripping the hair off his frantic wife's scull. Maybe they mistook him for the cow.
  • Moroccan bystanders break up the fight while the police watch.
  • Couple leaves Meknes immediately.
  • French colleague shows war wounds to me at work on Monday.

So, you can see why I was interested. But in all fairness, and for PC disclaimer purposes, this experience cannot be applied to all sects of Sufism.

Anyway, so my friend and I went to this same celebration, witnessed the same trancing, dancing, and drumming, but to our dismay, no livestock feasting. What we did see, however, were groups of 30-40 Sufis, whirling around each other in a circle, when suddenly a fight breaks out between two women. One woman actually rips out a clump of hair and throws it into the riled crowd. Then, as if on cue, the entire group stops their drumming, halts their dancing, and makes a sprinting dash towards the mosque entrance. Even men older than my grandmother were running like gazelles towards the arched doors. Later on, we discovered the reason for this hurried procession. They were simply hungry. The live cow that was to be eaten was inside the mosque, and if anyone can empathize with the severity of hunger pangs, it's me. So, next time you're planning your birthday, try to think outside the conventional box of ice-cream cakes and candles, and consider a more carnivorous concoction.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Thursday, January 1, 2009

The enemy has taken the bridge





The Charlie was everywhere and me and my squad mates were still about 300 meters from safety and provisions. We huddled close together as we scrambled through the maze of exploding landmines. Sergeant Ansmann was in the lead followed by myself and Captain Ana. As Ansmann blazed the trail, a landmine exploded just next to her left leg. She jumped out of the way only to be barely nicked by a passing enemy tank. There were so many explosions and so much confusion that you couldn't tell who was who anymore. Everything just became a sea of screams and colorful bursts. We were about half way over the bridge when I saw a little boy igniting yet another missile from the middle of the street. Those inhumane bastards! Using child labor to set off their weapons. What kind of war was this? I almost ran over the little tyke as he was heading for cover. He looked at me right in the eye and yelled something in a foreign tongue, "Prosit Neujahr," or something of the sort. We finally found our base camp along with the other soldiers in our platoon. Pheew! Safety at last. I drank some of the bubbly liquid my platoon commander handed me. I suppose it was the only drink we could find in these foreign lands. Suddenly, everyone started counting backwards in that same foreign tongue, "FUNF! VIER! DREI! SWEI! EINS! PROSIT NEUJAHR!!!" More bombs were exploding now and my commander was passing around the bottle of bubbly to everyone, even the Charlie! "Happy New Year!" Srgt. Ansmann said to me as she gave me a big hug. Happy New Year? But what about the war? What about the child soldier on the bridge? Have I gone crazy or have I just drunken too much champagne? I think it must be the latter.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

A Christmas Tree Makeover



Materials
scrap paper
scissors
colored lights
imagination
and lots of time and patience

Procedure

1. After explaining some general Christmas traditions to your Moroccan friend, convince him that it is also tradition for the guest (him) to decorate the tree as the others judge his character based on the creativity and beauty of his decorative skills. Be sure to emphasize that it's good luck to cover the tree in mustard once finished decorating.

2. Stop being a jerk and messing with a person's innocent cultural curiosities.

3. Using the scissors and scrap paper, make all kinds of paper snowflakes giving eah other creative inspiration by suggesting themed flakes such as "Transylvanian snow", "Christmas in Miami", and "breakfast for dinner" (not sure where that one came from).

4. Wait for your friend to recall his Japanese exchange student friend who taught him to make origami balls in the third grade. Once he remembers, and you have finished two bottles of mulled wine, have him painstakingly teach you.

5. Cover as many of the colored light bulbs with these paper balls until your tree looks like crystallized multi-colored marshmallows have taken over the world and are hovering among the branches.

6. Admire your tree by turning off all the lights, putting it up agaisnt the window, and faring the cold weather to view your pride and joy from outside, noting that you have the best looking Christmas tree in your neighborhood.

7. Hit the guy who reminds you that it is the ONLY Christmas tree in your neighborhood.

8. Make up over a hot mug of buttered rum.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

A Lesson in Darija


Darija is the Moroccan dialect of Arabic. It's a combination of standard Arabic, French, Spanish, and some random English borrowings ("nta printk" - you print). Most other Arabic speakers can't understand Moroccans when they speak Darija, but most Moroccans can understand other Arabic speakers.

Shwiya bshwiya (little by little), I have been learning this spoken language in my highly interactive classroom, the local market (pictured above). I have found that the words and phrases that 'stick' fall into one of four categories: extremely useful, humorous associations, untranslatable, or just plain fun to say.

Extremely Useful
skut = shut up
ana mzuwja = I'm married
shuma halik = shame on you
insha'ala = God willing, or "yeah, I don't really want to do that, so I'll blame it on God if it doesn't get done.

Humorous Associations
matar = airplane, but "to kill" in Spanish (isn't it ironic?)
lice = actually French, but means highshcool. It comes from the Latin root "lycos", meaning "a gathering of dogs". I couldn't agree more.
baraka = same consonant as found in my first name (brk) and meaning "gift from god". Coincidence? I think not.
yo mama = dove

Untranslatable
tybtili tqlbi = you're baking my heart, not to be confused with you're breaking my heart.
Rbit ele kbda = You say this when you really love someone and you can't live without them. Direct translation = My liver is for you.
atak'ala mra xaiba = May God make your wife ugly

Fun to say
meshi mushkil = no problem!
yyyyella = Let's go!
xox = peach (the phoneme /x/ is a glotteral stop, or in non-linguistic terms, like hocking a loogie)

As I continue to learn this language, my conversations become richer. However, with this small lesson, I can successfully offend someone, discuss love and marriage, and get from the airport to the school on a dove, eating a peach with no problems.